Archive for June 2019

Estimated time to read:  8 minutes. Kind of long; I’m sorry.  #ITookPictures. Laugh-cry emoji.   CliffsNotes Version: ***She lied to us. ***Second grade and everything after caused anxiety (from perceived academic discomfort). ***“Look, squirrel!!!” ***Blurred lines at work. ***She finally gets to the point in paragraph 11, which begins “I flew in a tiny-a** plane…”…

Estimated time to read:  4 minutes   CliffsNotes Version:   I’m a self-proclaimed dancing queen, but I’m occasionally tired. Happy Birthday to me! I treat STDs. Avert your eyes if you don’t want to see. Not only am I the president of Santa Fe Functional Medicine, but I’m also a client, too.   “She blinded me…